Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Monday was pretty uneventful, aside from the fact that I was never in my room until I went to bed. Between classes and watching the super religious zealot preaching away on the stage by the Student Center (which, by the way, I am now apparently a Sin Devil going to hell for all eternity) and studying for tests I just remembered were this week, I just didn't have time to go back to my room.

Let's start with the screaming Jesus-Man.

He's been here for a couple days now, screaming scripture and other such nonsense at everyone who walks by. Because everyone on campus is either a pothead, gay/lesbian, muslim, a porn watcher, or a masturbator, and we are all going to hell. The entire campus. I guess that should make for an interesting party once we get there. But today he was on the main outdoor stage, and quite the group of people had congregated around to argue with him. One girl asked why he was there to interfere with how she was living her life (and no, don't ask, it wasn't me. I was just there to watch for the giggles). He claimed to love her enough to tell her that she was going to hell and there was really no way to do anything about it. Also, apparently only Christians can be judgemental of others, but non-christians who judge are hellbound. It was pretty amusing to say the least. I hope he's here again soon.

I have a Calc test tomorrow, and I'm hoping it's more like the written work than the online work. Because the online questions are ridiculously absurd. Hopefully the fact that I sort of took this class last year can help me. But it's been a long study session this week so far, so that should pay off.

Engineering lab today was amazing. We were learning to use a program by writing programming into it to plot and calculate long bits of data for us. I have to say, it was pretty cool. Except one kid in my class can barely work his online school account, so it was kind of tedious teaching him how to program in commands. I still don't think he got it.

High school lied when they said they were preparing us. Tests are held in completely different ways, labs are written in completely foreign ways, and my human event teacher told us to write our paper in first person with pronouns if we wanted to and that we could cite however we wanted. I think the entire class had an aneurism when that tumbled out of his mouth. He basically told me to forget the past six years of english classes and write like I once did in 4th grade. I still can't believe it. I think he's trolling us.

Still haven't made cookies, between my never being in my room and when I'm there Ramesh is always off on some sort of adventure. But we did have an awesome study jam session tonight for everyone's classes: Calc, Bio, Chem, Physics, I kind of studied Chinese by myself. But it's getting late, my physics lab was finally printed, and I think I need some serious sleep.

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